January 2012
tlyudacris:
when i say “2012 better be good” i ain’t doing that self talk shit
i am talkin directly to 2012
and i’m asking for it to be good
i am telling it to be good
or else i’mma break 2012’s kneecaps
#BELIEVEDAT
2011 didn't suck. It only sucked for those who...
Drinking wine with my favorites tonight :3
December 2011
imthedad:
We’ve got a whole year of these shitty “the world is going to end” jokes & nobody is immune. Strap in motherfuckers. Its gonna be a long one
glamydia:
one time i bought some sea monkeys and i named one of them fatso because he ate all of his brothers and sisters
he was king
a very lonely king
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e